Hello there to the genuine Gentlemen I know and to those who I have yet to meet. Welcome to my end of the month blog. My name is Elle and I hope that all is going well for you in you lives. I would like to THANK YOU so much for your time to read my blogs, it really means a lot to me and for those who follow my blogs each month I want to give you a massive THANK-YOU and to say to you please stick with me, my blogs are a journey and I know that in time my writing will improve I am determined about that. It is my intention here to entertain, enlighten and hopefully inform while being totally honest about myself yet be 100% discreet about others... Now then lets get started with this months Blogs...
To start off I will as always tackle the lows of the month and here we go.
Lows; Things break down all the time in London it seems to me... My boiler and all my raidators packed up and needed urgent attention. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed just how dam expensive plumbers are ? I have a girlfriend who is a plumber and an escort and she makes an absolute fortune perhaps I should think of doing a plumbing course for something to fall back on what say you? Would you like to see me at your place in my sexy daisy duke denim shorts fixing your pipes ? :)
Not so happy with my recent photo shoot...
This photo below is not exactly what I look like... I know that is an unusual thing for an escort to state, but I pride myself on telling the truth. I would like to say that the most recent photo shoot has not captured me very well at all. Waste of my time and money sadly I have to say that.
Highs; Well I am generally high on life I guess... Yes I would say that is me. I wake up with a positive happy attitude to everything and trust me if things were not going right in my life I would certainly vent it right here. I seriously have nothing to complain about this month besides one encounter with a mean client... I think that my life is amazing, I am happy, in great health, have wonderful friends, a great social life each and every day. I adore my creative outlets too and the many other things I do in my life. Just everything has come together and looking back I can clearly see I have made amazing progress . So nope there wont be any complaining from yours truly just gratitude for work well done etc
Lets ask Elle a Question; Elle I can see that your new pics are great... Which photo do you like the best and why ? A: I like the white swim wear in my black and white gallery on the beach because I like the swimsuit and I like the beach. I am going to have to put together a lot more outfits for my next shoot that can be a challenge. I am a bit of a perfectionist and I like to get the right outfits perfectly on point. So I do spend ages in selection, this is what I will be doing when ever I have free time to do it.
Subject Matter; I am sure that there is an opinion out there by a lot of what I call civilians (people who are not in my industry and who have standard 9 to 5 jobs) that we escorts are a lazy bunch of none careing adult service providors, that laze around during bookings with clients not caring if we give a great service or not and are basically rip off merchants... Well I would like to dispell this myth right here and right now. All the ladies I know are dedicated from top to toe on every level including myself. I am sure that there are some out there who fit perfectly into the drug addicted, ripped fish net stocking, groups of I dont give a dam sterio type. But all the ladies I know are as close to perfectionists as it can humanly get.I wonder sometimes if the negative representations of escorts could be because of the clients that they meet, after all it takes both sides to participate in spending quality time together in my opinion any way...
Like with any job when dealing with people there will undoubtably be times when a service provider to the public has to interreact with a difficult client. If it be a cashier at Mac Donalds or a highly paid barrister all adult service providers have had to deal at one time or another with a obstanate, difficult, mean and rude client...
I unfortuantly had one such client this month. He is a good looking Parisian who requested a super short notice appointment to meet with me which I complied.He was at my front door in 10 minutes I opened the door, instantly I could smell the heavy ciggerettes he must have smoked a packet of them before arriving. I offered him to have a shower which he declined before and at the end of our one hour time together... I hung up his coat and asked for my present which he gave to me at the same time mimicking me with "your little present" and I replied yes it is a little present actually... The sarcasm was obvious right from the start. When I returned into the room there he was in the chair kind of scolling at me for no reason, then tells me through clenched teeth as to how beautuiful I am and how he loves my photos all seemed to me he was outwardly being disingenious and he was not trying to cover up his tone, like well you are very beautuful arnt you ? kind of seeing if I was so vain enough to agree with him like a test of some sort. I said thankyou and chose to take the high road and make out I was oblivious to his over animated facial expression and asked if he could take off his clothes so I can start off with a nice massage. He refused to lie on his front and then said can we have more lights I want a lot of bright lights here. I turned on some and he wanted more so I turned on all the spotlights which was a bit of a mood killer.Conversation was difficult with this man it was like a game of tenis, I would try to make nice and he would rebuff or ask me why I would say this and that. I then said to him the obvious, that I am trying to make a nice conversation with him to make for a nice atmosphere. He responded " a nice atmosphere for you or for me? I said for us both, he said nothing... I made the mental observation that he was trying his very best to be as prickly and difficult as he could t possibly be and that I would just have to try to over kill him with kindness in order to get through this booking phsycoligaically unscathed.. Any way then came the massage, I asked him to turn on his stomach and he refused saying he wants to be on his back, it was starting to become like a battle of me trying to give a good service and him trying to block me... I recall 5 times during our time togeher that he was so close to becoming satisfied and the he would litterally push me off or stop / block me from what I was doing so I would have to start from scratch all over and over again and again. So it got to be annoying and so I had to have the chat that I have very rarely ever had to do and it went like this... So I said ... Look do you not want to have a nice time with me ? he said yes of course I do, then I said look I have had experience before and in my experience clients who try to continually delay thier enjoyment often do not get any satisfaction at all in the end, which is exactly what happened with this guy as I predicted... I told him that if he does not gain any pleasure I am going to feel like shit because I genuinly want to give the best service that I possibly can. He seemed a little agreeable at least but this did not last... Finally I managed to be able to massage his back and at least this gave me a break from his bad ashtry breath and his deep kisses with that which was honestly repulsive... Yes I sure did try to stretch out the time masaging him he absolutly stunk I wonder how long it must have been since he ever took a shower or bathed... He must have considered that I was having a far too easy time of it giving him the best massage that I could possibly muster up so he started to launch into question time ... He asked if I had a boyfriend and I answered he then said how long have I been doing this job another analytical question and yes I answered as politly as I could, then it seemed that was not enough he goes on about how he saw me at such short notice and how come it was a slow buisness day for me and if this my home where I live and lots of other questions which really put a chill on the mood he asked if I was a porn star I said no and then he goes oh do you have a problem with porn stars then ? I said of course not I dont negatively judge porn stars it is just something I do not do.
He informed me many times that he was having a great time and at the door when he left I could not say the same but tried as hard as I could to be sweet and friendly. I can honeslty say for a fact that the hour with him felt like a hellish annoying eternity and that I scrubbed and washed myself twice in the shower one shower was not enough and as I could still smell the second hand of his smoke residue in my hair... If he is a married man I honestly do not know how his wife can put up with him in particular his lack of good hygiene = dam it is rediculous unless he was puposely saving that just for me, which could be a possiblity.
I do not like to cloud my blogs with a lot of negativity but as I pride myself on being honest I am serving you with an honest take on a disasterous booking in my opinion he did not get even 20% of the best out of me. Everything could have been so much better but there is only so much a person can do to make nice of a situation and he was not only not contributing he was intentionally trying to disturb me from doing a great job that I get a lot of satisfaction doing ...
Pet peeve; People who exaggerate just how good they are. I have met a guy and a girl lately who are driving me nuts, with boasting about themselves as to just how great they are and how busy their lives are and I happen to know for a fact and I sense it too that it is not the truth. I find it now that whenever I know I am going to meet them I don't feel excited in fact I kind of try to brace myself not to get annoyed, this cant be right and so I have to make the right decision, do I tell them that they are annoying or do I cut them out of my life ? Also a client asked me this week if I just hang around waiting for the phone to ring all day ... what sort of question is that ? do you think that makes for a nice atmosphere ? Not a great person and I could see that after he let his mouth run he felt awkward because he blushed crimson red when I returned a with diplomatic and nice response, well its part of my job isn't it not to take offence to back handed insults xxx
Final Say; I dont understand why so many ladies are getting bottom implants and on top of that they get fat transfers... There are so many health risks and if that is not enough to deter then the appearance in my opinion looks like they are over weight. I love my pert little bum and the freedom of being able to look great in skinny jeans and to be able to sleep at night veru comfportably on my back which is something I have been informed is impossible for bum job ladies to do. I am light on my feet and able to run and jump at skim up ladders and stairs etc when ever I want just like a pro athelete. Big bum use to be in fashion decased ago when ladies use to wear those hoop like under garments back in the Queen Vistorian days. I am sure that a lot of guys like a juicy fat bum on a lady bit for me hmmm I think it looks silly... ad do not get me started on lades who have massive neck and face tattoos, never been a fan of tattoos on a lady - men its OK I suppose but not on the face unless it s a tribal thing like the Maories in New Zealand then I guess that is a thing... But lately have you seen all the tattos about. I am sure that a great money maker in ten yearrs from now will be lazer tattoo removal salons and hey will probably be on every street corner the way things look like they are going ...
If in doubt with a person, grin and bear it and just try to be nice you will am sure be amazed with the positive results, if that does not work then best to not say a word...
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